what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
so i drowned in a completely dark water tank on the top of a very tall building while a shark ate my legs? but also there was fire and some dogs?
So the clowns killed me. Those fucking bastards.
apparently I was once killed by having to make my own doctors appointments.
a couple of years ago my brother asked me if I remembered being kidnapped as a toddler and I thought he was just trying to scare me like he usually did when I was a preteen/teenager
until I asked my mom and she confirmed it
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.